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Margarita's Mood Condoms

from Total Rest of the Intellect (demos) by David Safran

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So much talk about the shape of it.
And on and on about the length of it.
The curve, the girth, the burst of it.
Ba dum ba dum ba dum.

Yet it’s all beyond measure
What gives me most pleasure
When any kind of member
Starts to change color.
This lioness’s paycheck
Will be luminescent latex.
Come here boys, pull one on!
Margarita’s mood con-doms.

You can plaster cast the baguette, boys.
Or use natural male enhancement, boys.
But emotions show on your phallus, boys.
Ba dum ba dum ba dum.

Yet it’s all beyond measure
What gives me most pleasure
When any kind of member
Starts to change color.
Thermochromic protection!
Kaleidoscopic erection!
Come here boys, roll one on!
Margarita’s mood con-doms.

A floppin’ halfie midnight blue:
Concentrating but tired too.
A firmer, fuller burgundy:
Amorous but lecture-y.
A dark green’s bent colossus:
Disgusted, scared, maybe nauseous.
Oh, there's no shortage of ego
With an ample orangish yellow.
A very, very wide blue-grey:
Sorry for someone, I would say!
A slim teal all filled with terror -
His sidelong glance at grand magenta.
Oh what glorious luminescence
Wrapped up in all that tumescence.

Yet it’s all beyond measure
What gives me most pleasure
When any kind of member
Starts to change color.
This lioness’s paycheck
Will be luminescent latex.
Come here boys, pull one on!
Margarita’s mood con-doms!

Anchorhold Music/Girl Ratso ©2015

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from Total Rest of the Intellect (demos), released November 17, 2015

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David Safran Chicago, Illinois

David Safran is a writer, musician, and producer.. A noted figure in Chicago's music scene, Safran has attracted acclaim for his "boundary-breaking tunes" (WNUR) and dark, provocative lyrics "spike[d]...with humor" (The Chicago Reader).

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